twilightenvy

- If u ever meet someone w/ a squeaky voice and r freakin annoyed by them, just be the better person and ask them if they've been.... fucking any helium balloons latley. (that will most definetly not shut them up but instead cause a brief argument followed by u sucker punching those squeaky toys in the gut; or for the guys, their squeaker BALLS) p.s- i'm flippin bored and have nothing on my mind 2 say that would be rated below pg-13.

Carla: Why does he keep going back to her? Turk: I don't know. Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog. J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do. Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours? J.D.: Yes! Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor? J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge? [silence] Janitor: Dammit. Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown? Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.

 I don't know how to put a link up ( sorry courtney) but I can tell u 2 type up, www.twilightlexiconblog.com and scroll down until u see TRAILER. It is sooooooo awesome!!!!! oh wait never mind I got a link!!